You surviving the open bar?
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Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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