why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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