Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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