the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My bed smells like the plague
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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