i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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