PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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