I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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