But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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