His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
there is puke in my bra ... again
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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