He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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