Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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