When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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