Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
my liver is dry heaving
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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