My first STD was from a foam party
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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