(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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