We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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