I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just blew my weed a kiss
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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