love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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