i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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