I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she told me i tasted like america
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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