doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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