what day is it and did you see me today?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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