super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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