i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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