small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
birth control should be required to get into college
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
