i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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