I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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