we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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