you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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