were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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