We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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