Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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