It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
