508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
only you would photoshop your dick
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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