You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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