I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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two words: eviction party
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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