Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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