i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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