do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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