Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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