I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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