Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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