I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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