Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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