I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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