that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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