do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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