I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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