doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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