just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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