party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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