But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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