He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
